Jan 8
A well dressed guy walked into a bank in New York and asked to speak to the loan manager. The loan manager walks out and sees a well dressed man thinking he is in here for a big loan, probably some business venture of sorts.
To his chagrin the guy asks him for a 500$ loan. The bank manager looks into his account and his banking details (this was a long time ago, when dinosaurs roamed America, lol) and sees the man is loaded. He is wondering to himself why the guy wants the loan but he refrains from nosing about. (That sounds more like todays America.) The banker asks for a collateral. The guy points his finger outside to a brand new Rolls Royce. The banker says, "Well I guess that will do." Now he is really wondering what this guy needs a measly 500$ loan for.
A few weeks later the guy walks back into the bank with a nice tan puts the 500$ on the counter and asks for his keys. The manager unable to control his curiosity, asks him, "You are a wealthy man, why did you need a 500$ loan?!" To which he replied, "Where can you find parking in New York for a few weeks for 500$?
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